Thought on Monday:

When people who eat natural foods die of food poisoning, do they die of natural causes?

Thought on Tuesday:

Would an agnostic dyslexic insomniac lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Thought on Wednesday:

If a person has no arms, but is carrying a gun, are they considered armed?

Thought on Thursday:

Why give her diamonds? She won't LIVE forever!!!

Thought on Friday:

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space…but okay to go in a handicapped stall?


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